Another adoptive mom posted something similar to this and I just thought it was too funny!!

I love step #29 and #104!!

Driving directions to Taiyuan, Shanxi, China
This route has tolls.
This route includes a ferry.
Indianapolis International Airport
7800 Col. H. Weir Cook Memorial Drive
Indianapolis, IN 46241
1. Head northwest on Col. H. Weir Cook Memorial Dr
1.9 mi
2. Slight left onto the ramp to I-70 E
0.1 mi
3. Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-70 E
0.5 mi
4. Keep right at the fork, follow signs forInterstate 465 S/Interstate 74 E
1.5 mi
5. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for I-70 E/I-465 N/I-74 W/Indianapolis and merge onto I-70 E
1.5 mi
6. Take exit 73B for Interstate 465 N/Interstate 74 W
0.2 mi
7. Merge onto I-465 N
10.1 mi
8. Take exit 20 on the left for Interstate 65 N toward Chicago
1.0 mi
9. Merge onto I-65 N
138 mi
10. Take exit 262 for I-90 toward Illinois/Ohio
0.5 mi
11. Merge onto I- 90 Access Rd

Partial toll road
0.1 mi
12. Merge onto I-90 W via the ramp toChicago

Partial toll road
24.3 mi
13. Merge onto I-90 W/I-94 W
15.6 mi
14. Slight left onto I-90 W (signs forInterstate 90 W/Kennedy Expressway/O’Hare/Rockford)

Partial toll road
163 mi
15. Continue straight onto I-94 W
227 mi
16. Slight right to stay on I-94 W (signs forMinneapolis)
843 mi
17. Merge onto I-90 W
228 mi
18. Merge onto I-15 S
7.6 mi
19. Slight left onto I-90 W
587 mi
20. Take exit 2C to merge onto I-5 N towardVancouver B.C
2.1 mi
21. Take exit 167 on the left toward Mercer Street
0.7 mi
22. Keep right at the fork, follow signs forMercer St/Seattle Center and merge ontoFairview Ave N
499 ft
23. Turn left onto Valley St
0.2 mi
24. Turn right onto Westlake Ave N
1.6 mi
25. Slight right onto Fremont Ave N
0.2 mi
26. Turn right onto N 34th St
0.3 mi
27. Turn right onto Stone Way N
125 ft
28. Slight left onto N Northlake Way
0.2 mi
29. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
2,756 mi
30. Continue straight
0.1 mi
31. Turn left onto Kuilima Dr
0.5 mi
32. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W
12.4 mi
33. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
6.5 mi
34. Slight left onto HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy

Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy
2.1 mi
35. Take the Interstate H-2 S ramp toHonolulu
0.2 mi
36. Merge onto I-H-2 S
7.9 mi
37. Merge onto I-H-1 E
4.7 mi
38. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium
0.3 mi
39. Merge onto I-H-201 E
4.1 mi
40. Merge onto I-H-1 E
4.1 mi
41. Take exit 23 for Punahou St towardWaikiki/Manoa
0.2 mi
42. Turn right onto Punahou St
0.1 mi
43. Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St
0.1 mi
44. Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave
1.9 mi
45. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
3,879 mi
46. Turn left toward ??275??
0.4 mi
47. Turn left toward ??275??
358 ft
48. Turn left toward ??275??
0.2 mi
49. Turn right onto ??275??
0.1 mi
50. Turn left onto ??125??
0.1 mi
51. Turn right onto ??24??
0.6 mi
52. Turn left at ???????? onto ??354??
2.0 mi
53. Turn right at ?????????? to stay on ??354??
1.0 mi
54. Take the ramp to ??????

Toll road
0.3 mi
55. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for ?? and merge onto ??????

Toll road
23.8 mi
56. Take exit ????? on the right toward ??????????

Toll road
0.7 mi
57. Merge onto ????6????

Toll road
5.8 mi
58. Take exit ????? toward ??????

Toll road
0.3 mi
59. Merge onto ?????????

Toll road
0.4 mi
60. Take exit ????? on the right toward ??

Toll road
0.3 mi
61. Merge onto ????6????

Toll road
5.4 mi
62. Take exit ?????? on the right toward ???????

Toll road
0.4 mi
63. Merge onto ?????????

Toll road
3.8 mi
64. Take exit ????? on the right toward ?????

Toll road
0.3 mi
65. Merge onto ????3????

Toll road
6.9 mi
66. Continue onto ??????

Toll road
189 mi
67. Take exit ????? toward ??????????????????????????????

Toll road
0.3 mi
68. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for ????????????? and merge onto????????

Toll road
19.8 mi
69. Take the ramp onto ????????

Toll road
12.1 mi
70. Take exit ?????? on the right toward ???????????

Toll road
0.6 mi
71. Merge onto ???????

Toll road
13.8 mi
72. Take exit ????? toward ?????????

Toll road
0.6 mi
73. Merge onto ???????

Toll road
30.9 mi
74. Take exit ????? toward ????????????????

Toll road
0.2 mi
75. Take exit ???? on the right toward??

Toll road
0.5 mi
76. Merge onto ??????

Toll road
30.1 mi
77. Take exit ????? toward ?????????????

Toll road
1.1 mi
78. Merge onto ??????

Toll road
18.8 mi
79. Take exit ????? toward ?????????

Toll road
0.9 mi
80. Merge onto ??????

Toll road
192 mi
81. Take exit ?????? on the right toward ??????????

Toll road
0.9 mi
82. Merge onto ??????

Toll road
7.3 mi
83. Take the ramp onto ??????

Toll road
59.2 mi
84. Take exit ????? on the right toward ??????????

Toll road
0.8 mi
85. Merge onto ??????

Toll road
39.9 mi
86. Continue onto ???

Toll road
5.9 mi
87. Continue onto ?????? (signs for?????????)

Toll road
215 mi
88. Take exit ??????? toward ?????????????????

Toll road
0.2 mi
89. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for ??????????? and merge onto ??3??

Partial toll road
0.4 mi
90. Take exit ??????? on the right toward ????

Toll road
0.4 mi
91. Merge onto ??????????(??~????)/?????

Toll road
12.7 mi
92. Take the ramp to ??3??

Partial toll road
0.9 mi
93. Turn left at ????????????onto ??3?? (signs for ??????)
4.5 mi
94. Turn left at ????????? onto??38??
1.0 mi
95. Turn right
0.2 mi
96. Turn left
0.1 mi
97. Turn left
351 ft
98. Take the ???~?~??~??~??ferry

Partial toll road
40.3 mi
99. Turn left toward ??349??
174 ft
100. Turn right toward ??349??
187 ft
101. Turn left onto ??349??
5.4 mi
102. Turn right to stay on ??349??
1.2 mi
103. Turn left onto ??350??
2.1 mi
104. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
486 mi
105. Continue straight onto ????
0.2 mi
106. Turn left onto ???
0.4 mi
107. Continue onto ???
0.4 mi
108. Slight right to stay on ???
0.3 mi
109. Turn left onto ????
0.1 mi
110. Take the 1st right onto ???
0.8 mi
111. Slight right to stay on ???
0.2 mi
112. Take the ramp on the left onto S20????
13.1 mi
113. Take exit G2/G42/???/?? towardG2????
0.3 mi
114. Keep right at the fork and merge ontoG2????

Partial toll road
72.7 mi
115. Continue straight onto G42????

Partial toll road
94.9 mi
116. Take exit G36/???? to merge ontoG36????

Partial toll road
316 mi
117. Take exit G4?/??/?? to merge onto G4?????

Toll road
104 mi
118. Take exit ????/S86/??/?? to merge onto S86????

Toll road
12.6 mi
119. Continue onto ?????

Toll road
24.7 mi
120. Merge onto G5512????

Partial toll road
35.6 mi
121. Take the exit on the left onto G55????

Toll road
176 mi
122. Take exit ???/???? toward ????

Toll road
0.3 mi
123. Keep left at the fork and merge onto ????

Partial toll road
9.2 mi
124. Exit onto ??????
315 ft
125. Turn right onto the ramp to ???
0.1 mi
126. Continue straight onto ???
0.5 mi
127. Turn right onto ???
0.2 mi
128. Turn right
157 ft
Taiyuan, Shanxi
China
Day 51 of our wait for LOA…………………………………:(